I'm 19 and Taken
I live in Perth, Western Australia
I'm sexual as fuck
and I get drunk too much.
always follow back :3
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
This will never stop being hilarious.
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
*mr krabs voice* secret formuler
*plankton voice* hand it over krabs
*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
what is it
maybe it’s a nimbus 2000
Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?
Hey man. I’m not keen sorry. I have a boyfriend
I had never been so happy before I met brandon. He makes me feel so perfect. I feel like I can do no wrong when I’m by his side. Haven’t spent a night apart from eachother. I have truly fell hard and fast for this guy. He’s my sunshine in this clouded life.