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Allons-y

You can call me Jamie
I'm 19 and Single
I live in Perth, Western Australia
I'm sexual as fuck
and I get drunk too much.
always follow back :3


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thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

everythingelsegoesherethen:


nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

Jamie I bet you are an awesome fuck and like it hard fast and Kinky -..you turn me on so fucken much ..I want you X

Anonymous

You want me huh? Come get me

And thats the last time I open my heart up.

Where have you been ?

Anonymous

I have been to hell. I think im still there.

Do you like older guys? Have you ever been with a married man?

Anonymous

Depends on the older guy and no I have not :p

so sick of feeling like I don’t belong here anymore

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

all I want from you Jamie is * be good mates *hang out *a hardcore sexing buddy *let me look care love protect and provide for you anything you require .*full on fun xx

Anonymous

Then dont be on anon :)

Got kik?

Anonymous

Yeah msg me non anon and ill give it to you in private message

I love you beautiful gorgeous xx

Anonymous

Mark?

have you ever refused a cock coz it too big or very Small?

Anonymous

Haha no. Ive wanted to though.