THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.
Im ready to die
I'm 19 and Taken
I live in Perth, Western Australia
I'm sexual as fuck
and I get drunk too much.
always follow back :3
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
never have i related to anything more
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the bodySame
there are more nipples in the world than people
When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit