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zeldathemes
Allons-y
You can call me Jamie

I'm 19 and Taken

I live in Perth, Western Australia

I'm sexual as fuck

and I get drunk too much.

always follow back :3


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worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

dragonjester:

Same

stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

Hi, would you like to chat and maybe hookup and party with me, I have the goods to party, I live south of the river in bertram

Anonymous

Hey man. I’m not keen sorry. I have a boyfriend

I had never been so happy before I met brandon. He makes me feel so perfect. I feel like I can do no wrong when I’m by his side. Haven’t spent a night apart from eachother. I have truly fell hard and fast for this guy. He’s my sunshine in this clouded life.

I had never been so happy before I met brandon. He makes me feel so perfect. I feel like I can do no wrong when I’m by his side. Haven’t spent a night apart from eachother. I have truly fell hard and fast for this guy. He’s my sunshine in this clouded life.

mollyiswideawake:

SHE’S EIGHT